SAVE THE THIRSTY JESTER PUBLIC HOUSE

This is the part where we would write a sappy story about how we need help. 

Which we do.....

But we aren't sappy....

We don't qualify for government subsidies because, we don't have any sales from last year. 

We also have had zero luck calling into radio contests because we only have one phone line.  We tried surviving on takeout but apparently handing food to someone without putting it into a container is "not how takeout is done".  Thanks health department.

We also tried a car wash.  Nobody thought doing it in December was a good idea and a lot of staff somehow got pneumonia.  Even though they wore masks and socially distanced from all the cars.

SO now we have this.  If you would like to see us make it through, please help.  Have your friends help.

Also we are "real people"....we are NOT....and we cannot stress this enough....we are NOT two ducks in a man suit trying to learn about the human condition.

We would like to be around long enough to hear people complain that their food is cold.....or they didn't get enough ranch dressing.  We want to acknowledge that your fries aren't crispy enough....or that your nachos need more cheese.  We want to be around to force our children to work in the dish area to learn "life lessons".

If it helps you donate, please listen to Sarah McLachlan's song Angel while reading this....

Sincerely, 

The Thirsty Jester

Donations

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  • Anonymous 
    • $10 
    • 3 d
  • Nestor Chornobay 
    • $100 
    • 3 d
  • John Waldie 
    • $50 
    • 4 d
  • Madeleine McInnis 
    • $180 
    • 4 d
  • Dorothy Ramdeen 
    • $20 
    • 4 d
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Organizer

Shawn Parkinson 
Organizer
Whitby, ON
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